X-Men (2006): an action packed story of good mutants versus bad mutants and the naïve humans trying to stop them both. it’s basically nothing different from the first two movies. the script is littered with stupid and clichéd one-liners. it’s like there is a book somewhere with generic lines that can be just added here and there in between all the action, and the writers will just flip through the book and pick out lines at random. the acting from the u.s. president was awful and he was really unbelievable. part of the battle at the end included magneto’s evil mutant army, yet all they did was charge at the good guys and humans like they were the confederate army or something. the most i ever saw was a couple of them would jump really high while the rest would get mowed down. what kind of mutant is that? there was a terrible continuity issue when they attacked alcatraz. one minute it was nice and sunny out in san fran, then they cut to a scene of the x-men flying to meet them, then they cut to sf right where they left off from the prior scene, only this time it’s pitch black outside. i’m know i'm being nitpicky, but come on, are the filmmakers that lazy to let this happen? not only that, but it takes the x-men like maybe 20 minutes to fly from ny to sf. granted they are in their modified sr-71 blackbird, but in real life the fastest it took a real sr-71 blackbird to fly from la to dc was two hours. most will overlook these details when they watch the movie, but i still think it’s poor filmmaking. magneto is a very smart person in the movie and in the comics, but for some reason he isn’t smart enough to stop wolverine, who is obviously magneto’s biggest threat in the movie. there were countless times that he could have just ripped out wolvi’s adamantium from his bones and incapacitated him indefinitely. i’m not making this crap up. he did this back in the fatal attraction series in the early 90s. they probably wouldn’t know how to handle the special effects of something like that, but either way, it makes magneto look like a dope for not taking advantage of that. the special effects were obviously good and one of the few highlights of the movie. but it was much of the same as the first two, meaning the first two were better. it was good to see important characters actually die though. in the comic books they just live on and on. obviously this story had to stray a little from the comics. for example jean and scott never got to get married and have their son nathan i believe. kim says she saw magneto use his power again at the end of the movie, but i don’t think he did. were they trying to leave it open for a fourth? let’s hope not. and finally i didn’t find it as witty as the first two. it’s worth seeing i guess only to complete the story. you get rebecca romijn naked, with and without her mystique costume so that's a plus! you gotta feel back for john stamos now. oh well, he had his fun while it lasted.
each year for the fourth of july provo has a few running races and this year i thought that i might enter to run the 5k. this idea of mine lasted almost an entire day before i realized that i probably couldn’t do it. i tried adding a couple more blocks to my nightly run and about killed myself. part of me says that i can’t see how people can ever work their way up to running so many miles without stopping. but of course it’s just practice and more practice. maybe I could do it but there’s less than a month now that i’d have to train. it’s pretty sad because 5k really isn’t that far. i think i’m just scared of placing last or walking half the race.
Omen IV: The Awakening (1991): a terrible sequel about a bratty little girl antichrist. it started out like a bad tv movie. turns out actually that it originally was a tv movie, so that explains a lot. so much sucked, from the opening sequence, credits, and musical score. i think it’s so stupid that the writers would even think it’s cool if the antichrist became a girl. not in the fact that i think the antichrist could only be a male, but it’s just another cliché to have a women take the place of part dominated by males. i’m not trying to come across as sexist. it’s like in terminator 3 when the new bad terminator was that really hot ass-kicking girl. anyway, they ripped off much of the story from the first one. in fact, except for a 30 second scene at the very end that references damien, you would think this entire movie was a crappy remake of the omen, rather than the third sequel. delia’s (the girl damien) performance is good but was far from that of the previous damiens. there is very little about how she was born and when they do give their 30 second explanation, i found it really hard to believe. the only good in the entire movie was a performance of the private detective hired to find out about delia. he really took over the second half of the film. of course once delia gets an idea of what he’s doing, his life on earth quickly ends by a wrecking ball. but leading up to that, his little supporting role was the highlight of the movie. that’s sad. see the first three, stop before getting to four. i now feel pretty prepared for this week’s omen.
today was a good day in part. for the first time since, oh, ever, according to the body mass index i am no longer considered overweight; but just barely. i’ve got to maintain this weight and keep pushing more off because i still have like fifteen pounds to go before getting where i’d like to be. for seriously as long as i can remember i’ve always been, well, tubby i guess is a good way to describe it. when i look at myself i still see too much stomach and i know i’ll never have a flat upper body like the majority of guys my age out there, but i’m feeling pretty good about it. but what a pain in the ass it’s been these past couple months. part of me hopes that some day i can go back to splurging on all the delectable food this world has to offer. i don’t think i can live the rest of my life with this new lifestyle of mine. but there really is no other way because once i get back into old habits, two months of hard work and routine can go down the drain in less than a week’s time. just say no to munchies! anyway, fifteen down, fifteen to go.
Killing Zoe (1994): an art-house film about a bunch of gen-x, drugged up, and sometimes bumbling misfits who attempt a heist at a major parisian bank. you really get into the characters on this one because they are so extremely believable. they act like people and not your typical movie characters (e.g. bad guy, good guy, comedic guy). in real life, we don’t actually walk around and act like we are some clichéd character who live life as a single role, and that is how the acting is done here. you’ll want to be zed’s (eric stoltz) friend, zoe’s (julie delpy) girlfriend, and by the end you will hate eric (anglade) so much that you just can't wait any longer for him to meet his demise. the first half of the movie is very witty with some great dialogue. the second half really changes pace and becomes pretty serious with the robbery. and i thought these tones of the movie really transition well into each other. i think there is really an art and challenge to creating sex scenes. many times they are done in poor taste or basically the exact same setup as every other movie with a sex scene. this one i must say was very well done. it’s a very visual movie, probably also good on the bud. i see a pattern here. my only complaint is that i wish they could have shot at better locations. i understand that the budget was small, but i’m sure paris has some really unique locations that could have been shot. the movie is really about zed’s journey through all of this, so i guess there is no reason to shoot locations if he had no reason to be there. for example, during the heist you never see what is taking place outside of the bank like you would with other bank robbery movies. police are involved and i’m sure it’s a madhouse out there, but zed is never out there so the audience never needs to see that. be warned that it is rated r for a reason. if you can stand other tarantino movies and the over the top violence and sometimes language, then you’ll have no problem watching this. it’s funny, entertaining, has a good pace, and is very well done. this was a really good recommendation and is worth buying. oh yeah, and one last thing. i don’t quite understand the title of the movie. it’s hard to believe that this is the best title that they could come up with. i guess it makes sense in some abstract way, but the average viewer is not going to really understand it.
on a side note, this movie made slightly over $30,000 at the u.s. box office. unbelievable. people were probably too focused on pulp fiction at the time.